.so.close.your.eyelids.and.slit.my.throat. ([info]bleedplaid) wrote,

*People are ridiculous...*

Over $33.00 to overnight a 2 oz. package?
Or over $18.00 for 2 nights?
That's just lame.
So I have to Priority Mail shit from now on,
meaning a 4-6 day wait for anything...
I hate UPS.

And I hate cleaning.
Fer serious.
From dealing with people's dirty towels,
and sheets,
and bathrooms,
I was left obliterated by a 24-hour flu bug.

It was like everything that had gone into my system
in the past 12 years
was trying to expel itself from my body.

But on a super good note:
I'm going with my cousin, Jessica
down to Sarasota to see all my family!!
I haven't seen any of them since
January of 2003
(on the trip with he-who-shall-not-be-named)
so this will be a very appreciated visit on my part.

Here's to a much better weekend!

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[info]tiffers_mcgee

August 3 2005, 09:49:08 UTC 6 years ago

$33.00 = postal sodomy. How would they like it if I raped one of THEIR boxes? (yeah, pun intended)

Hey Jules....

I didn't think it was going to be THAT much to send a package......especially a super small one.

Was it uncomfortable bending over the counter while they violated your ass with their postal penis? I bet they taped your mouth shut with a row of stamps :) Now - here's the real question: Did they deliver? hehe :) I know....I know.....that was cheesy, but I couldn't resist.

:)

ANYwho.......talk to you guys soon :) Glad to hear you're feeling better.

~tiffany

[info]bleedplaid

August 3 2005, 19:03:15 UTC 6 years ago

Re: $33.00 = postal sodomy. How would they like it if I raped one of THEIR boxes? (yeah, pun intend

UPS is a bunch of bastard fuckers...

I just ended up telling them to send it ASAP (ie: it'll get there in like 4 days).

So much for fast and friendly service!

But they'll deliver. Oh sure, it'll take forever, and we'll ALL be raw and bleeding by the time it's over with, but they'll deliver.

You can bet your ass on that ;)
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